sharke

SteveStrummerUK

 
 

I kept scrolling to see if you'd posted this one. Been my favorite Top Tip since around 1991 when it was first printed. 
 
I think you missed my other favorite though:
 

MOTORISTS. Save money on expensive personalized car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate.
 
Mr KVL 741Y,
London

 
 Incidentally Chris Donald lists that one as his favorite in his biography, which is a cracking good read by the way. Or was it Simon Donald's? I read both their books and they're great. They lived nearby me in Newcastle, my dad was pals with them both at one point. 

Cool!

 

sharke
 
I think you missed my other favorite though:
 

MOTORISTS. Save money on expensive personalized car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate.
 
Mr KVL 741Y,
London

 

My all-time favourite Viz item James:
 

 

paulo

 Pfft.... you're 'avin a pop at someone who once had a letter published in the Sunday Sport. This is true.

*Decides not to inform Strummy that any post deleted by an offended moderator is subtracted from his total...*
 

craigb
*Decides not to inform Strummy that any post deleted by an offended moderator is subtracted from his total...*
 

Thinking about it, we haven't seen an awful lot of the duplicitous turncoats round these parts of late.
 
Look how the whole place has descended into a cesspit of filth and offence in their absence....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
.............. said no one, ever.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Note to self: "Straummy, I think it may be time to finally let this go" 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Why yes, yes it might fat boy.
 
 
 
 

 
 
I wonder, will we be similarly blessed with 'Bakery Hosts' when these forums eventually disappear up their own Asio?