jamesg1213

Moshkito

jamesg1213
Pedro is the perfect person to talk to this guy.

Nahhh ... too many ideas and so full of gunk ... and he's not going to college ... he's going to Google. He's not smart enough to go to college. A paper like that would get him flunked real quick! And probably have a professor tell him ... son, you don't belong in or around music! Maybe a machinist for the Auto Industry would be more satisfying!

 
Exactly. You and I both realise that Shakin' Stevens knew exactly what was going on behind The Green Door. It was a just a Dadaist metaphor for the same lost Romanticism that Haircut 100 sang about in Love Plus One - the stolen ideals of the psychic Golden Section. Folks around here don't get it though. You have to go all the way back to Edmundo Ross for a true free range experiment.

Wow, I didn't know that. I feel stupid now.
 
So.........you're saying that there wasn't really anyone playing the piano ?

paulo

jamesg1213

Moshkito

jamesg1213
Pedro is the perfect person to talk to this guy.

Nahhh ... too many ideas and so full of gunk ... and he's not going to college ... he's going to Google. He's not smart enough to go to college. A paper like that would get him flunked real quick! And probably have a professor tell him ... son, you don't belong in or around music! Maybe a machinist for the Auto Industry would be more satisfying!

 
Exactly. You and I both realise that Shakin' Stevens knew exactly what was going on behind The Green Door. It was a just a Dadaist metaphor for the same lost Romanticism that Haircut 100 sang about in Love Plus One - the stolen ideals of the psychic Golden Section. Folks around here don't get it though. You have to go all the way back to Edmundo Ross for a true free range experiment.

Wow, I didn't know that. I feel stupid now.
 
So.........you're saying that there wasn't really anyone playing the piano ?

There was, but they put the lid down first. Courtney Fish patented that method, she said that if the notes were already there (which they obviously were), no-one needed to play them.

jamesg1213

paulo

jamesg1213

Moshkito

jamesg1213
Pedro is the perfect person to talk to this guy.

Nahhh ... too many ideas and so full of gunk ... and he's not going to college ... he's going to Google. He's not smart enough to go to college. A paper like that would get him flunked real quick! And probably have a professor tell him ... son, you don't belong in or around music! Maybe a machinist for the Auto Industry would be more satisfying!

 
Exactly. You and I both realise that Shakin' Stevens knew exactly what was going on behind The Green Door. It was a just a Dadaist metaphor for the same lost Romanticism that Haircut 100 sang about in Love Plus One - the stolen ideals of the psychic Golden Section. Folks around here don't get it though. You have to go all the way back to Edmundo Ross for a true free range experiment.

Wow, I didn't know that. I feel stupid now.
 
So.........you're saying that there wasn't really anyone playing the piano ?

There was, but they put the lid down first. Courtney Fish patented that method, she said that if the notes were already there (which they obviously were), no-one needed to play them.

 
It was staring me in the face all that time....
 
 
 
 

So what we have to remember is:
There is no piano?

bapu
So what we have to remember is:
There is no piano?

Exactly.
 
 
 
Except when there is.

Pedro,
 
I mean this with respect, but one day it might behoove you to realize that your diatribes (to quite a few here) sound no different than the OP.
 
You more often than not declare what others should accept and believe what you believe. You hardly ever qualify that you are expressing an opinion because you usually start with statements that invoke "I'm about to tell you I'm right by telling you how you are wrong".
 
Most if not all of your "theories" would be more palatable (by me at least) if you simply stated "here is what I think, and has worked for me" but you seem to always imply, or flat out state, to us:  "here is how you should think".
 
It's getting really stale Pedro. 

jamesg1213

bapu
So what we have to remember is:
There is no piano?

Exactly.
 
 
 
Except when there is.

Or when I say there is. You know, alt-facts.

bapu
 
 
It's getting really stale Pedro. 

Yeah, stoopid Pedro and his stoopid saying/doing the same thing over and over and over....
 
 
 
 
 
 
and over and over and over.......
 
 
 
 
 
and over and over and over again..........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Irony. That's a good word.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh wait......who's Pedro ?

paulo

bapu
 
 
It's getting really stale Pedro. 

Yeah, stoopid Pedro and his stoopid saying/doing the same thing over and over and over....
 
 
 
 
 
 
and over and over and over.......
 
 
 
 
 
and over and over and over again..........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Irony. That's a good word.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh wait......who's Pedro ?

Best slapdown of 2017 by paulo

 
Panic's over everybody.
 
Straummy is here to join in with the fun.
 
I have a sixth sense that can detect irony from three forums away.
 
So let me get this straight...

• The OP is known to some of you already?
• Bapsi nags Pedro?
• Paulo nags Bapsi (with honourable mentions of 'irony')?
• James nails sarcasm?
• Straummy arrives late as per usual?

 
Won't anybody think of the children?