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jamesg1213

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It could be worse....
 
 
 
.... I could be Welsh.

How do you know you're not?

1. Pronouncing the place where I live doesn't cause me to cough up half a lung
2. I don't lust after sheep
3. I used to be half decent at rugby
4. I have never been a member of a male voice choir
5. I have travelled further than my own valley
6. I don't have to scale the nearest slag heap to get a decent mobile phone signal
7. My car wasn't made by Massey-Ferguson
8. Dai is a verb round these parts, not someone's name
9. I know there are many adjectives to describe something good other than 'lush'
10. My local greengrocer is called 'Bill', not 'Jones the shop'

craigb

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jamesg1213

SteveStrummerUK
 
It could be worse....
 
 
 
.... I could be Welsh.

How do you know you're not?

1. Pronouncing the place where I live doesn't cause me to cough up half a lung
2. I don't lust after sheep
3. I used to be half decent at rugby
4. I have never been a member of a male voice choir
5. I have travelled further than my own valley
6. I don't have to scale the nearest slag heap to get a decent mobile phone signal
7. My car wasn't made by Massey-Ferguson
8. Dai is a verb round these parts, not someone's name
9. I know there are many adjectives to describe something good other than 'lush'
10. My local greengrocer is called 'Bill', not 'Jones the shop'

  11. You're taller than 4' 9".