Thanks again. Here is your reward:
A bird name Herman was sick of flying south for the winter. So this year he decided to stay up north and party. He was having a good time, until the weather turned rather cold, so he started flying south.
While he was flying, it became so cold that his wings froze and he fell into a meadow. A cow walked up to the bird and crapped all over him! Herman thought this was adding insult to injury, but lo and behold the crap warmed him up.
Herman was feeling so much better he started singing. A cat heard him singing and walked over to the pile of crap, pulled him out, shook him off, and ate him!
Three morals: 1) everyone who craps over you is not your enemy; 2) everyone who pulls you out of crap is not your friend; 3) if you are happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut!