Now, this is the kind of thread I can sink my teeth into. Allow me to de-scabbard-ize (de-scabbard-ate?) my rapier and take a stab at this...
jkoseattleAnd yes, I already looked in the help for a "Make Music Sound Better" button.
There was one, but it was removed after version 6. Too many people were making amazing music and the record companies couldn't keep up. Perhaps you noticed the sharp decline in music quality around 2006?
jkoseattleI also thought there might be a slider where you can set how good you want your music to sound. Strangely, no luck.
I direct your attention to the comment above.
jkoseattleAlso, where is the "Make more commercial" option?
McCartney owns exclusive rights to this feature, it's derivatives, and off-shoots. Whenever someone writes a new algorithm, his company buys it before it's released. In other words, just forget about it. Ain't gonna happen.
jkoseattleThe piece is in D major. I have 6 Gb RAM.
Ah-ha! There's your problem!
Just remember the immortal words of Theodore Roosevelt (or one of his speechwriters): Do what you can with what you have where you are. Can't go wrong with that!