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2017/01/17 20:55:04
John
That had me laugh out loud Beep! I surrender!
2017/01/17 21:02:01
Beepster
Ok... I'll "shut my mouth" b4 I get myself banananated.
 
 
2017/01/18 01:52:48
57Gregy
You live alone, right? You don't need no steenking underwear.
2017/01/18 08:35:06
Slugbaby
Beepster
SteveStrummerUK
 
We spell it slightly differently over here in The Unated Kangdom.




I've also been informed that the word "fanny" and the name "Roger" are much filthier over there than here in the "colonies".
 
Next thing you'll tell me is you have some bizarro way of saying "elevator" or pronouncing "erase".
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again... for a people who claim to have invented the "English" language ya'll sure do talk it funny...
 
like and such as.


I was talking to a British couple that just moved to Toronto.
The fancy vacation area north of the city is called "cottage country."  A cottage in the UK is also VERY different.  They were surprised at how liberal we are, where cottaging is advertised proudly...
2017/01/18 18:13:31
craigb
Ironically, America talks like England used to.  Then, some of the so-called upper class types started talking differently to make them seem above the unwashed masses but, naturally, everyone else picked up on it so they all talk funny now. 
2017/01/18 19:06:09
SteveStrummerUK
 
What what pip pip old bean
2017/01/18 19:08:57
bapu
But wot wot about Beepsters undercrakers?
 
Will some juan please think about Beepsters undercrakers!!??!!
2017/01/18 23:37:58
sharke
Slugbaby
 
I was talking to a British couple that just moved to Toronto.
The fancy vacation area north of the city is called "cottage country."  A cottage in the UK is also VERY different.  They were surprised at how liberal we are, where cottaging is advertised proudly...



Actually the building "cottage" is used interchangeably with the sexual "cottage" in the UK. It's also a kind of bland, lumpy cheese that I'll wade into if there is literally nothing else to eat but not before. 
2017/01/19 07:06:02
jamesg1213
craigb
Ironically, America talks like England used to.  Then, some of the so-called upper class types started talking differently to make them seem above the unwashed masses but, naturally, everyone else picked up on it so they all talk funny now. 




Ironically, that isn't true at all.
2017/01/19 09:58:50
bapu
jamesg1213
craigb
Ironically, America talks like England used to.  Then, some of the so-called upper class types started talking differently to make them seem above the unwashed masses but, naturally, everyone else picked up on it so they all talk funny now. 




Ironically, that isn't true at all.


Truthfully, it's not at all ironical.
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