Studio owner to tape deck manufacturer: "I want rewind to position exactly on the beat, why don't you do that? Studer, Ampex and Tascam do."
Tape deck manufacturer: "We know about that bug and we'll be (hopefully) implementing that in the next version of the deck."
Studio owner to tape deck manufacturer: "I'll get that upgrade for free, correct?"
Tape deck manufacturer: "No but the upgrade fee will only be $16,000.00..........(long silence)"
Studio owner to tape deck manufacturer: "I'm outta here...."