why don't I see any tracks.  Please don't tell me I have to record something.  I'm going to switch to Logic!!!!

what are you talking about ?
a little more info might help your cause.
did they just disappear during a project, did you open up sonar and it started this way ?
(because all projects start this way / no tracks / no busses / just master, metronome and preview buss)
 
have you opened up the track manager to see if they are hidden ?
 
if you have not checked this, then you might have the same problem in any DAW including logic as well.
 

check if your output on the main buss is set up correctly 

Humor doesn't always translate well to print...
 
The joke is that he's expecting that Sonar will self-record and he doesn't have to do anything. But, he's an admitted "dumb kid from hell." In hell, they have fantastic DAWs with no latency, unlimited virtual instruments, a beautiful and advanced user interface, and workflow that's virtually effortless. But it's hell...there's no "record" button. That's why he doesn't see any tracks.

DKFH, How did you "Turn On SONAR"?
 
 

is this another one of those "I think im funny threads" ?
 
the jokes on me I guess.

Anderton
Humor doesn't always translate well to print...
 
The joke is that he's expecting that Sonar will self-record and he doesn't have to do anything. But, he's an admitted "dumb kid from hell." In hell, they have fantastic DAWs with no latency, unlimited virtual instruments, a beautiful and advanced user interface, and workflow that's virtually effortless. But it's hell...there's no "record" button. That's why he doesn't see any tracks.

Its funny how a real writer can make anything funny even when its not. 

If you keep feeding a troll (dkfh) you just encourage him out from under the bridge.

Violation 2B
https://groups.google.com...PzkJhMzAw/jg1ZnOFxLrwJ

This isn't the first time he's done something like this, IIRC