Maybe we could have an email and newsletter month.
 

Andrew Rossa [Cakewalk]
Due to the amazing response of the EB-5 Bass Expansion Pack for Dimension Pro, we've decided to do Bass Month. This will cover all types of bass including synth bass. It's being announced today in the email.

Actually this is a good thing for me, I wasn't finished with all the cool bass things I wanted to do.

love the eb5s and the harps. thanks a bunch!

If this is bass month, Cake can just ship me my Alembic 5 String bass to my address of record.
 
If you're out of stock, a pristine 1973 Rick Bass will do just fine.
 
Thank you.

How do you tell when the stage is level...
The Bass players drools from  both sides of his mouth. 
 

Definition of a bass player:  A drummer with no sense of rhythm..

But my all time favourite:
 
 Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?

 It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
 
Ithankyou..  I'm here all week, try the chicken.

lol

Andrew Rossa [Cakewalk]
Due to the amazing response of the EB-5 Bass Expansion Pack for Dimension Pro, we've decided to do Bass Month. This will cover all types of bass including synth bass. It's being announced today in the email.

Last one, I promise.
 
I taught this kid bass recently.
 
First week he turned up, was really attentive, and learnt all the notes in the first 5 frets of the "E" string.
 
Second week, he managed to learn all the notes in the first 5 frets of the "A" string.
 
Third week, he didn't turn up, so I rang his house.  His parents said he wasn't coming back as he'd got a gig..