It was a close call! I almost fell off the wagon! I had it IN MY HAND! As I brought it back to the table I dropped the plate. I DROPPED THE PLATE! 
 
BUTT my HOODLUM DOG snatched it and ran. ROBBED!! I was robbed!!!!
 
This is a good thing   This is a good thing  This is a good thing
 
So I Am another day without Becan I Am so glad I understand jazz now. so glad 

Wanted: Hoodlum dog! Shoot on site! (if it was up to me)
 

Jazz = BECAN.
 
 
Oar knot.

I Am so glad I understand jazz now. so glad 

My dog is smarter than me! She has enough cents to know you don't quit Becan unless it quits you first!
Therefore, hold on while I put down my Becan, I Am relinquishing my abstinence of the porky delight!
 

I TOLD YOU!  
 
 

 
 
ALL yer becan are belong to ME!