That's what happened when that hammer fell on my head 
 
That's what happened when that hammer fell on my head 
 
hammer ......... hed ...  what?

.....or maybe it's not to swoon?
 
 

 
 

Mesh
.....or maybe it's not to swoon?
 
 

 
 

It's twoo it's twoo

Bapu D. Swooner
 
 
Swooner
A person who swoons, a term of affection
 
A Swooner makes every attempt to impress the opposite sex by kind words and gestures in order to show interest without being direct about the fact they are interested. For instance, one might use larger than normal words, or be particularly silly or nervous when they speak during swooning. The swooning itself is a true act of trying to win over the opposite sex in the efforts of securing a relationship with that person.
 

...and here's a picture of Uncle Clem. He's a swiner.