........... so far 
 
 
 
 
Two women are talking over coffee.
 
One asks, "How much does your husband earn in a year?"
 
Her friend replies, "£250,000"
 
The first one says, "What!!"
 
The other says, "Well, he does work for Cunard"
 
The first woman replies, "Well my husband works fekkin' hard as well but he doesn't earn that much"


 
 
 

Bapu and Mooch walk into bar.
 
Mooch says "WTF Bapu? They don't even have a punch line in here."

Best Answer thangy Straumms.
 

What's even worse is, for the moment, it's also the best joke of 2017 (seeing as it's the only one so far...). 

What am I? Chopped Liver?

Chopped steak?

bapu
Bapu and Mooch walk into bar.
 
Mooch says "WTF Bapu? They don't even have a punch line in here."

Can you get drunk on punch?

bapu
What am I? Chopped Liver?

Chopped becan!

MandolinPicker

bapu
What am I? Chopped Liver?

Chopped becan!

I am what I eat?

Cakewalk = Bakers = Bakery
 
Bapsi = Becaner = Becanery
 
 
 
'Tis all irremafutable logic.