Judge asks 'First offender?''
 
She answers ''No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!''
 
 
I'll get me coat...

In the wrong hands, the guitar can be a dangerous weapon.....
 
 

Evidently, in the wrong hands, a guitar can be a bass.

UbiquitousBubba
Evidently, in the wrong hands, a guitar can be a bass.

 I'll get me bass....

I can't remember if it was a Dove or Hummingbird...
 
Visiting a lifelong friend a few years ago that had gone thru a nasty divorce showed me what was left of his guitar...I knew he'd owned it for many years. She'd completely destroyed it and he saved it to remember her by...I guess.
 
He said not snapping her neck was the hardest thing he's ever had to do....along with a lot of other things he said...and I had to keep a straight face! But man, there was some funny sht said.
 
 

I wonder if she beat her husband because the action was too low for her.
 
 
i'll  be here, all weak.

Ops....still learning to read.

Spacey changes the main thread and posts it as I respond to the main thread. Then calls me out! :) I was responding to the OP.
 
I just got unfired! Now, I quit!!!
 
cheers,
-Tom

emeraldsoul
Spacey changes the main thread and posts it as I respond to the main thread. Then calls me out! :) I was responding to the OP.
 
I just got unfired! Now, I quit!!!
 
cheers,
-Tom

Yep. thought you were referring to my post. Guilty as charged. Ya'll hire Tom back.
You can thank me for the raise you should get to come back Tom. :)
 

Did the man fret while it was happening?
 
Did he wish he could hide under a bridge?
 
What happened to hit nuts?