Moshkito
jamesg1213
Judge asks 'First offender?''
She answers ''No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!''
I'll get me coat...
And the judge goes ... thank you, ma'am ... but I heard the songs and they stink!
JAIL!
HAMMMERRR on the desk!
You Sir have stood in my courtroom in the past .
During your last court appearance ,
Did I ? or Did I not warn you that taking extreme liberties with your use of the English language will not be tolerated in my courtroom ?
Sir, Do you , or do you not know the difference between a Hammer a Hamer or a Walnut Judges Gavel ?
Bailiff let the Record show .
This is a hammer spelled with two m's ...is that what you meant ?
Or did you mean this ?
A HAMER ...
Last but certainly not least in my Courtroom
A Walnut Judges Gavel
You Sir , can count your Lucky Stars that I'm in a giving mood and that I have decided to give you a break today .
Your Bail is set and you can pay the court by leaving your HAMER with the courts Bailiff ....
Such grave spelling mistakes will never be tolerated in my Courtroom ...
Sir, Please be advised that I keep a very strict courtroom policy when it comes to processing repeat offenders .
The Next time I see you here standing in my Courtroom in front of my bench ...
I'm going to throw the book at you
Kenny