oooooohhhhhhh I love to hear a good horse joke as much as the next Pony ...
The thing is when it comes to horse jokes , why did the horse walk in the Saloon in the first place ?
Bars and Saloons an be very dangerous places for a horse unless they are carrying a Colt ( hey I made a funny )
Also when it comes to these horse walking into a Bar jokes, Why does the horse when he finally makes it inside the Saloon always get a total a$$hole for a bartender asking him the same old tired cliche of a question ?
"why the long face "?
When was the last time you had to spend weeks at a time on a hot and dusty trail with a cowboy sitting on your back ?
Most of the time these cowboys don't even know what a bar of soap looks or smells like when they are out on the trail .
Oh boy , did I happen to mention that after a few days of trail life these cowboy guys really start to smell ....
They all eat beans , drink coffee and sleep next to the campfire with all their cloths on ..
Then when they wake up in the morning they go to take a poop on the side of the trail and they don't even use toilet paper ...
Once we saddle up and get back on the trail , my day turns into an eternity of having to chug along all day long with out so much as a complaint out of me "Your faithful horse "
I sometimes have days where there is a lot of action going on ..I'm being chased by Indians , Stage coach robbers and getting shot at ..those day go by fast and if nobody gets hurt ...they are a lot of fun....
On the boring days where there is not much going on , the hours seem to last forever while I have to listen to the cowboy fart all day long while chewing tobacco and spiting it right past my head ...shhhheesssh ..
I guarantee that all the A hole Bartenders in all these horse jokes would stop asking the stupid question of "why the long face " if he had the ability to walk a mile in my horseshoes
When a horse walks into a bar all he want's is one thing ..to get so drunk he can forget his troubles and end up like this guy for a few hours
Drunk and soundly asleep in a field with out a care in the world . Kenny