A bus full of ugly people met after an accident; all of them died. Before entering heaven, they each got one wish. The first said: "Make me beautiful" and it happened. The rest followed with the same wish. Then  it came time for the last person who name is  Bapu. Bapu was laughing hysterically. So much so he had tears in his eyes from laughing and he had to catch his breath.  The voice asked him: Bapu, Why are you laughing? Bapu..... what is your wish? Bapu caught his breath and calmed down. Then Bapu answered: Make them all ugly again. 
 

This is where I come to get my non fake news! True story bro!

Brilliant :)

Did anyone else catch how subtly he called Bapu ugly? 

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Did anyone else catch how subtly he called Bapu ugly? 

 
PLEEEEEEZE My Buddy Bapu ain't Ugly. I should have changed the intro to the story of a bus full of ugly to -- a bus fully of ugly people EXCEPT Bapu -- But ..... he'll be aight with it - hes almost as funny as me 

I didn't notice....wait, so is he or isn't he?

But what if it was an ugly buss full of BUSTY people?

Ham, he did say that Bapu was on the bus.

For a moment I thought you said Bapu was the bus...

Was it a drum bus or a vocal bus?