SWMBO told me to "pick out something nice for myself" for her to order for me for xmas (she makes great dough - see ref to wimmens in another CH thread).
 
I can't think of anything ...
 
Help me with ideas.  What do I want?

a unicorn

or, if they've ran out of unicorns (common this close to Christmas) how about a Behringer X Touch?
I just got one and it is the shizzle

Tell her "A 5 string Alembic Bass for Bapu". She'll appreciate how you show concern for others.

daryl1968
or, if they've ran out of unicorns (common this close to Christmas) how about a Behringer X Touch?
I just got one and it is the shizzle

I would do that except I bought myself an FA06, which doesn't duplicate the function, but sits squarely where the X-Touch would go.
 
But go ahead ... tell me how schweet it is! 

you want all the children in the world to join hands in harmony and peace ..wait ...you want 30 million in cash to be given to you tax free in a Swiss bank account..wait ... you want total power over every living being in the universe ..wait ...you want 31 day orgasm ..wait ...forget about the children and the 31 day orgasm ..wait ...
go with the power ..wait ...forget about the children and the 31 day orgasm and go with the money!

bayoubill
you want all the children in the world to join hands in harmony and peace ..wait ...you want 30 million in cash to be given to you tax free in a Swiss bank account..wait ... you want total power over every living being in the universe ..wait ...you want 31 day orgasm ..wait ...forget about the children and the 31 day orgasm ..wait ...
go with the power ..wait ...forget about the children and the 31 day orgasm and go with the money!

A very clear demonstration of my quandary Bill!!
 

Or go for the gusto: