I started a new job...

2016/12/10 10:58:13

... working in a full-sized cuckoo clock.

The pay isn't that good ........

............... but it gets me out of the house.

2016/12/10 11:46:32

eph221

Maybe you can work in the glockenspiel and then you wont be alone! :(

2016/12/10 12:05:37

robbyk

SteveStrummerUK

... working in a full-sized cuckoo clock.

That sounds so cool!

2016/12/10 12:26:36

spacey

I wanted to be a guitarist...my folks said if I kept picking at it, it would never get well.

2016/12/10 12:39:02

craigb

I told my mom that I wanted to be a rock star when I grew up but she replied "Son, you know you can't do both."

2016/12/10 12:43:23

eph221

I told my great grandmother in 1970 that I was in a rock group. She said *O that's WONDERFUL David! What kind of rocks do you collect?!*

2016/12/10 14:25:00

sharke

I got fired from my last job for laughing.

Mind you, I was driving a hearse.

2016/12/10 14:37:05

jamesg1213

I used to have a job testing DVDs.

To be honest I found it all a bit disc inserting.

2016/12/10 15:15:25

Sheanes

james did you get paid per delivery ?

2016/12/10 15:35:56

paulo

I applied for a job in Australia, but seems I don’t have the right koalafications.