Paulo's back ...
 
 
..... Bapsi will be lookin' over his shoulder now 

I had a job helping a one-armed typist when she wanted to do capital letters.
 
It was shift work though.

I was told Lake Erie had somehow extended itself all the way to Australia.
 
Then I thought what didgeridoo? 

 
 
I went round me mate's house earlier and he told me he'd lost his job at the highways department because he'd been caught stealing from them.
 
Mind you, I should have seen it coming....
 
 
 
 
 
 
.... the signs were all there.

A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,

"Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

bapu
 
didgeridoo? 

 
I can play Dancing Queen on the didgeridoo. I think it's quite Abbaoriginal.

SteveStrummerUK
 
Paulo's back ...
 
 
..... Bapsi will be lookin' over his shoulder now 

 
I resigned from my evening job working in the local kebab takeaway ....
 
 
 
... the manager was a right prima doner.

I got a job answering other people's phones.
 
It's not for me.

People claim it takes infinite patience to work with me.
 
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Wait for it...