2016/12/10 16:26:43
SteveStrummerUK
 
My job at the dairy farm pays really well ...
 
 
 
 
... I milking it for all it's worth.
2016/12/10 16:27:59
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
My job at the duck farm is pretty boring...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
..... but it takes care of the bills.
2016/12/10 16:29:00
bapu
My boss at the bakery really trusts me....
 
 
...I handle all the dough.
2016/12/10 16:31:44
jamesg1213
I went to the Job Centre, they wanted to know my availability to run a football team in Sheffield.
 
I said ''I can't manage Wednesday''
2016/12/10 16:37:27
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
I got fired from my job as a bricklayer for incompetence.
 
All I had to do was place the uppermost layer of stones at the top of the wall we were building....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
.... I simply wasn't coping too well.
2016/12/10 16:38:18
bapu
In a recent interview for a job the employer said: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." 

I immediately replied "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
2016/12/10 16:44:31
bapu
I applied for a job at a barber shop.
 
I heard there was growth potential in the clientele.
 
2016/12/10 16:46:27
SteveStrummerUK
 
I'm due to start work as Kim Jong-un's personal assistant ...
 
 
 
.... it should be a good Korea move.
2016/12/10 16:52:23
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
I recently lost my job as a psychic for being incompetent ...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
.... I didn't see that coming.
2016/12/10 16:54:37
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
I'd love to work as a mirror inspector ....
 
 
 
 
 
.... I could really see myself doing that.
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