What if I was Santa Clause?
Would I get honourable mentions
Would I remember whom was good or bad
Would Rudolph's nose be red
Would EVERYONE have lifetime memberships
Would I find an unmarried non lawyer attractive caring sharing woman
Would I have 5 million dollars
Would the north pole be relocated to a van down by the river
Would Bapu be an elf
Is bapu an elf
what if there was always a coffee house
what if there was enough Becan to go around
would I be respectable again
what if there was 24 hour tech support
what if all guitars come with bikinis
what if I was handsome with teeth
what if I was the 5th forum monkee
what if I could come up with just one avatar
what if I could only needed to apologize only once