UpStereo: http://quikquak.com/Prod_UpStereo.html
 
This is the only 32 bit VST that I haven't found a replacement for. If misused, It can make things sound pretty bad quickly, but when used with just a tiny bit of the stereo spread it can make the sounds appear to jump out in front of the speakers (plus the interface is cool). Is there any stock VST that we have that will do basically the same thing? or a 64 bit alternative that anyone knows of? Thanks!

Not an exact match but perhaps this is along the lines: http://www.tokyodawn.net/proximity/
 
and so the trip is not completely a waste of time if this does not fit your needs, they offer a free compressor that is on par with the best commercial ones.  Jeff Evans posted  and i was blown away by how good it was.

I'll give this a try tonight! Much appreciated.