2016/12/06 01:08:08
eph221
or are they really out to f with me?!  EVery store I go to they say:  want a receipt?  What's up with that?! :D:D
2016/12/06 01:18:14
slartabartfast
No you are not paranoid.
 
Clearly they intend to poison you with thermal printer paper impregnated with bisphenol A. I personally have gone shopping on thousands of occasions for over half a century and have never been offered a receipt of any kind. Why the retail world is plotting your elimination is a mystery that must be solved. But in the meantime eat nothing whatsoever, and drink nothing but your own urine. You have been warned.
2016/12/06 01:20:44
eph221
It's just a different culture.  People are (and move) very slowly here.  The public schools are great.  I can't figure out why everyone's such an imbecile!  These are the kinds of rats I deal with here:
 
http://portland.craigslis...lt/msg/5907407431.html
2016/12/06 02:10:40
craigb
eph221
It's just a different culture.  People are (and move) very slowly here.  The public schools are great.  I can't figure out why everyone's such an imbecile!  These are the kinds of rats I deal with here:
 
http://portland.craigslis...lt/msg/5907407431.html




Well, it IS a once in a lifetime chance...
2016/12/06 02:58:24
eph221
To the illuminati nothing's left to chance.  Look who won the election! :D:D
2016/12/06 08:49:39
Mesh
eph221
To the illuminati nothing's left to chance.  Look who won the election! :D:D


Exactly......and just take a look at all the Uni's suffering from adjustment disorders. Can I have a tissue please? I'll be in the cry room.
2016/12/06 09:55:39
UbiquitousBubba
There's paranoia and then there's the calm acceptance of the fact that you are doomed. I think it's best for everyone if you keep your delusional ranting to yourself. There's no need to spook the cattle. Here, have some more becan. Feel better? No, there's nothing to see over there. Hey, wasn't that guy on Dancing with the Stars? That's it. Just put your feet up and get comfy. That's right. We're just going to open up your spine a little bit. What? No, I didn't say that. Want some Cheez Whiz and crackers? Yeah, that's it. Just relax. Soon, you won't feel anything at all. (Ever again.) No, I didn't whisper anything. You know, I'm worried you're going to fall out of your chair and hurt yourself. Let's just wrap these handy straps around you to help you stay safe. You like funny hats, right? This is a comfy party hat, that's why it's got all of these wires and fake needles. Of course, they're fake. Want a warm blanket? Yes, you do. There. All snug? Excellent. By the way, you're not overly attached to your skin are you? Obviously, I'm joking. Don't worry. You won't even notice it's missing from inside your jar. What? 
2016/12/06 10:46:46
BobF
Yes.  Listen to this for 24 hours straight and you'll recover nicely
 

2016/12/06 11:07:03
bapu
A receipt is evidence of global positioning without a GPS. Take 'em I say.
2016/12/06 11:08:20
bapu
WTF is a noid and is a pair better than one or three or more?
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