The furniture store keeps calling me back ....

2016/12/08 13:42:26

bapu

eph221
Bapu! I see the carpet doesn't match the drapes! Are you using *just for men?*

That's Mooch yer thinkin' of.

I'm au naturaul. Dingy gray all over.

2016/12/08 13:44:00

eph221

Madonna got red drapes and a platinum carpet.

2016/12/08 13:46:53

bapu

Typical

2016/12/08 15:33:15

kennywtelejazz

SteveStrummerUK

I'm impressed chaps

You've done me proud sofa.

good one

Kenny

2016/12/08 15:38:56

Ham N Egz

Mesh
I'm getting a strange feeling this has nothing to do with furniture

you WOOD say that, ....but we furnished you with enough material ..

2016/12/08 16:22:21

craigb

eph221
Bapu! I see the carpet doesn't match the drapes! Are you using *just for men?*

I've heard some of the guys around Portland use Just For Girly Men. It not only gets the grey out, but cures jock itch as well.

2016/12/08 18:13:01

eph221

Just for lumbersexuals (and manly girls)

2016/12/08 18:14:17

craigb

eph221
Just for lumbersexuals (and manly girls)

Of course the previous Mayor approved!

2016/12/08 19:49:52

SteveStrummerUK

The quality is starting to slip gentlemen.....

... I'd expected bedder from some of you.

2016/12/08 19:56:15

SteveStrummerUK

.... mind you, in this fred there's a lot of opportunity four-posters.