My local Whole Foods is selling Christmas trees out front. They have a big sign up saying "For every tree we sell, we will plant a new one." Excuse me but isn't that just like saying "for every can of beans we sell, we will order another"? 
 
I mean they grow the frigging things to sell them. And when they've sold them they're gonna need more, right? 

Maybe the Half Foods store is only planting one for every two they sell? 

Got to love the Millennials mentality, Sharke.  Where are they tying these trees to on their Prius? But the same trees they plant are producing the nasty C02 they abhor.

Life was better when we just did stuff without all the pc.

If you plant a few Millennials, do you think they'll grow?

I guess this is the store which has a sign up in the bakery section saying "Our bread slicer slices both organic and non-organic bread. If you are concerned about the organic integrity of your bread then please slice at home." I mean that suggests to me that someone has actually kicked up a stink in the past about non-organic bread going through the slicer. And I can just imagine who. I bet they had long dangly earrings with feathers on them.

This whole foods has GOT to be in Portland.   We even have lesbian gingerbread...er ...whatever.  Or maybe it was gender neutral gingerbread people?  I ain't kidding!

Actually, I think it was VEGAN gender neutral gingerbread people that I saw at a local Whole Foods Store.  You know there are X and Y chromosomes.  No matter who or what you think you are, you're still a product of your genes and biology, no?  Or will that be changeable with CRISPR?  We'll all become david boweiesque space oddities.
 

eph221
 
gingerbread people 
 

I think they prefer the term "red-haired" these days.

I hope and pray the penis never becomes passe.