2016/12/05 03:45:32
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Having said that, I do look a bit of a baby on occasion that I'm describing my badly bruised "winkie" to the doctor.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Now that's sarcasm.
 
 
2016/12/05 04:30:33
Moshkito
sharke
My local Whole Foods is selling Christmas trees out front. They have a big sign up saying "For every tree we sell, we will plant a new one." Excuse me but isn't that just like saying "for every can of beans we sell, we will order another"? 
 ...

 
This is America ... anything for money is OK and fine with everybody!
 
I just find the honesty reasoning it, part of the problem ... words and advertising don't say anything and mean anything any more ... no one asks, cares, pays attention ... it's just ... blank words ... sort of like the Coffee House for the most part!
2016/12/05 09:53:13
craigb

2016/12/05 11:03:53
jbow
sharke
My local Whole Foods is selling Christmas trees out front. They have a big sign up saying "For every tree we sell, we will plant a new one." Excuse me but isn't that just like saying "for every can of beans we sell, we will order another"? 
 
I mean they grow the frigging things to sell them. And when they've sold them they're gonna need more, right? 


Thank you... I needed a good laugh!  Most people say they plant three for everyone they cut. Just ONE??? I'd complain if I were you and I'd ask for a picture of them planting it. Ask them where exactly do they plant it.
 
You know paper companies along the gulf coast harvest and replant thousands of acres of pines. They don't use wood from the rainforest to make cardboard or paper... amazing what people think. You know in the 1800s most of the USA was clear cut. You'd be hard pressed to find original growth wood east of well, anywhere. I guess there are the redwoods and a few old live oaks in south GA and north FL but I know that around here there weren't any trees, it was all farm land until probably the 30s when Roosevelt confiscated lands from people who didn't have money for taxes then paid people to plant trees. We were burning coal and wood to power everything too and it wasn't so bad. I'm still convinced that ozone air pollution is completely related to nuclear testing and nuclear power in general. No other way I know of for ozone to get into the lower atmosphere.
Sorry... didn't mean to ramble.
Earth Day: Burn a tire and cut down a tree! I love to tell people that, never actually done it but there is still time!
2016/12/05 11:31:51
jbow
sharke
I guess this is the store which has a sign up in the bakery section saying "Our bread slicer slices both organic and non-organic bread. If you are concerned about the organic integrity of your bread then please slice at home." I mean that suggests to me that someone has actually kicked up a stink in the past about non-organic bread going through the slicer. And I can just imagine who. I bet they had long dangly earrings with feathers on them.

 
Of course... you need to ask for a loaf of inorganic bread next time you're there. Good grief.
2016/12/05 11:49:22
UbiquitousBubba
I asked a clerk for an organic rock and his head exploded. Not wanting to make a scene, I just called out, "Compost on aisle 3," and stepped over the larger bits. 
2016/12/05 12:06:17
jbow
[tube]https://youtu.be/RGvrmltfMrA[/tube]
 
Dang it... I still can't figure out how to just post the video so you can view it here... This is hilarious.
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2016/12/05 12:16:37
MandolinPicker
craigb
If you plant a few Millennials, do you think they'll grow up?




FTFY
2016/12/05 12:29:54
craigb
MandolinPicker
craigb
If you plant a few Millennials, do you think they'll grow up?




FTFY




I wasn't giving them that much potential! 
2016/12/05 19:25:48
eph221
Moshkito
sharke
My local Whole Foods is selling Christmas trees out front. They have a big sign up saying "For every tree we sell, we will plant a new one." Excuse me but isn't that just like saying "for every can of beans we sell, we will order another"? 
 ...

 
This is America ... anything for money is OK and fine with everybody!
 
I just find the honesty reasoning it, part of the problem ... words and advertising don't say anything and mean anything any more ... no one asks, cares, pays attention ... it's just ... blank words ... sort of like the Coffee House for the most part!




 
As I said elsewhere, everything within the simulacrum is FAKE.  That's our post modern condition:  the truth is waiting to be DIScovered.  Implicitly, that means that the truth is covered.  Truth, like money trickles down.  I envy all those poly tickians and army generals who know the truth.  I don't envy their level of responsibility.
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