Okay, I just figured out a workaround and the specific details to some of the nuances will have to be dealt with by a baker, if at all but if anyone has any idea about how a MIDI clip could cause so much chaos or have experienced this behavior before I'm all ears because I would like to avoid this in the future.
I really have no idea what, if anything, is special about this clip. It was just a drum take I made with my padKontrol, one of many in that session in that exact same spot, that just refuses to be moved, removed or even looked at without causing all sorts of wacky stuff.
:-/