After further discussion, lead researcher, Duane "Sparky" Johnson admitted that none of the researches actually knew the meaning of the word, Intellectual. "Isn't that, like, some kinda cheese?" Sparky asked.
When asked about other research projects, Sparky stated that his team is considering multiple opportunities. "Dude, there's, like, this one where we, like, try to find out what happens when you, like, microwave a burrito, like, all night. Oh, and there's also one where we have to, like, figure out if people can throw their thoughts into another person's mind like a Frisbee. Dude, there's one more that's totally, like, whoa, you know? Get this. We have to use science-y type stuff to come up with the percentage of the population that is human. Dude! I'm thinking that's got to be, like, way more than 100%, you know?"