I feel like a turtle on his back. I can't breath or move or quit smiling cept for not being able to consume any pie.  I was willing but couldn't get up to get any       I COULDN'T GET UP FOR PIE 
 
Thank goodness this is another day and as my senses and physical attributes slowly return I will focus! 
 
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Hmm... Must not have been becan pie...

oohhhbbaabbyyy  mmmmmmmm  arrgggggg
 
oohhhbbaabbyyy  mmmmmmmm  arrggggggoohhhbbaabbyyy  mmmmmmmm  arrgggggg

hep me  hep me
 
HEP ME

If I could roll over off my back I'd hep Billyboy.
 
Butt, I can't.

It looks more like you could help him front his problem.