This year I Am apologizing well in advance so I will have time for shopping. 
 
 
I want to apologize first for apologizing!
I want to apologize for posting my actual picture as a avatar! I'll try to remember not to do THAT again
I want to apologize to Karyn for so many things I can't keep up at this point or remember why
I want to apologize to apologize for not being a musician but playing one on TV and the CH
I want to apologize to apologize for applying for the job as Santa at the North Pole  knowing full well I don't like cold weather!
I want to apologize to apologize for bragging about my tooth
I want to apologize to apologize for the election (somebody has to)
I want to apologize to apologize for not posting the songs I have recorded lately that would give clear reasons why I AM NOT a "TOP MUSICIAN"
I want to apologize to apologize for not listing all the things I should apologize for
 
 
 
Thank you for your support!
 
 
 

Hi,
BECAN! - the honorable mention

bayoubill
This year I Am apologizing well in advance so I will have time for shopping. 
 
 
I want to apologize first for apologizing!
I want to apologize for posting my actual picture as a avatar! I'll try to remember not to do THAT again
I want to apologize to Karyn for so many things I can't keep up at this point or remember why
I want to apologize to apologize for not being a musician but playing one on TV and the CH
I want to apologize to apologize for applying for the job as Santa at the North Pole  knowing full well I don't like cold weather!
I want to apologize to apologize for bragging about my tooth
I want to apologize to apologize for the election (somebody has to)
I want to apologize to apologize for not posting the songs I have recorded lately that would give clear reasons why I AM NOT a "TOP MUSICIAN"
I want to apologize to apologize for not listing all the things I should apologize for
 
 
 
Thank you for your support!
 
 
 

And here I was thinking that you were finally going to apologize for not getting me a present last year.
 
It's okay, though; really, it is. The therapist says that I may even be able to cut back my sessions to only once a week pretty soon. That's progress, I think.

tl;dr
 
I think Bill should apologize for that!
 

tl;dr
When I figure out what that means I probably will

you need to apologize for removing your comments in another thread before everybody had a chance to read them

Oh I deleted them cuz they had political overtones about Fearless Leader. I and I alone had the power and insight to delete them before the FSF police came. The FSF is rigged just like Fearless Leader says! Apology in this case in unnecessary cuz of reference to Fearless Leader  

"tl;dr   When I figure out what that means I probably will"
 
  
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Hi,
 
Apologies accepted.  Let's just hope they get somewhere and read. I hear that posts past 3 lines usually get ignored.

Moshkito
Hi,
 
Apologies accepted.
 
 

That includes blank lines