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2016/11/29 15:26:46
bayoubill
My membership expires on Christmas Eve 2037? I Am doomed! DOOMED I SAY!
2016/11/29 16:20:55
Beagle
bayoubill
My membership expires on Christmas Eve 2037? I Am doomed! DOOMED I SAY!


1. at least it's not on Christmas Day 2037!
2. BECAN!
2016/11/29 16:34:09
michaelhanson
I am thinking that I might not worry about 2037 until about mid way through 2036.  Becan sounds good though!
2016/11/29 17:16:56
Ham N Egz
At least Bacon doesnt expire
 
 
 
 
or does it?
2016/11/29 18:29:18
bayoubill
Ham N Egz
At least Bacon doesnt expire
 
 
 
 
or does it?




It doesn't have time to expire at my place 
2016/11/30 06:46:05
michaelhanson
What is the life expectancy of a Becan?
2016/11/30 08:17:30
Beagle
bayoubill
Ham N Egz
At least Bacon doesnt expire
 
 
 
 
or does it?




It doesn't have time to expire at my place 


expire?  it doesn't even have time to get cold in the fridge!
2016/11/30 09:15:11
Karyn
Becan is already expired else it would run away.
2016/11/30 12:28:16
outland144k
bayoubill
My membership expires on Christmas Eve 2037? I Am doomed! DOOMED I SAY!




It's kind of both "Lifetime" AND a "prediction of [your] demise" (remember: one's "lifetime" is generally coterminous with one's demise [the undead and Paris Hilton excepted]).
 
But relax: you're in good company. All of us will be joining you in your final swan-dive on that date. A little used feature in Sonar is the Apocalyptic Prophetic Monitor (and this one goes to "11"). It only shows up on the credit screen and almost no one notices it (most people leave before the credit screen, but this was co-authored by Marvel, so one really should hang around). APM enables Sonar to accurately predict the end of the world (within a fortnight or so).  
 
Just think of all the money you'll save on Christmas presents that year. 
2016/11/30 15:00:02
craigb
Wow, do you guys really think that any of us will still be here in 2037? 
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