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2016/11/30 15:16:33
UbiquitousBubba
Some of our remains will be. No one really wanted to come down here and tidy up. It's pretty messy.
2016/11/30 15:21:23
outland144k
craigb
Wow, do you guys really think that any of us will still be here in 2037? 




Yeah, probably. I'm currently modular, so I'll just switch out whatever wears out or breaks.
 
Or gets blown up (within reason).
2016/11/30 19:26:37
Moshkito
Ham N Egz
At least Bacon doesnt expire
 
 
 
 
or does it?




Yes, it does. Check the package, and anyone getting caught selling some of it past some dates, can lose their ability to sell meat altogether!
 
Meats, are probably the most regulated food in the market! 
2016/12/01 19:33:39
tlw
I once upon a long time ago had a summer job in a branch of a well-known, reputable UK supermarket chain.

The sliced-while-you-wait sides of bacon arrived wrapped in dirty sacking that had seen better days. It would then be hung uncovered in a stockroom with no chilling or even air conditioning, just heating which was always on. And it was usually there a week or so nefore it was required.

Before it was put on display in the butchery counter's chilled display one of the less pleasant jobs was scraping and cutting away all the bits that were so bright green they glowed in the dark and the mushy, smelly bits. Then washing off the dirt.

The customers swore by that bacon. Massively in demand.

It put me off eating freshly-sliced bacon for years.

The same company used to send out frozen food in unchilled lorries, and "my" shop being at the end of the delivery run, it was often thoroughly thawed out by the time it reached us. Never mind, put it in the freezers last thing after the shop had closed, it would freeze overnight and the customers would never know....

Why the whole area wasn't a food-poisoning nightmare I will never know.
2016/12/02 08:34:01
outland144k
tlw
I once upon a long time ago had a summer job in a branch of a well-known, reputable UK supermarket chain.

The sliced-while-you-wait sides of bacon arrived wrapped in dirty sacking that had seen better days. It would then be hung uncovered in a stockroom with no chilling or even air conditioning, just heating which was always on. And it was usually there a week or so nefore it was required.

Before it was put on display in the butchery counter's chilled display one of the less pleasant jobs was scraping and cutting away all the bits that were so bright green they glowed in the dark and the mushy, smelly bits. Then washing off the dirt.

The customers swore by that bacon. Massively in demand.

It put me off eating freshly-sliced bacon for years.

The same company used to send out frozen food in unchilled lorries, and "my" shop being at the end of the delivery run, it was often thoroughly thawed out by the time it reached us. Never mind, put it in the freezers last thing after the shop had closed, it would freeze overnight and the customers would never know....

Why the whole area wasn't a food-poisoning nightmare I will never know.



I think I speak for us all (probably even Bill) :
 
Yeccchhhh....
2016/12/02 10:08:02
craigb
He puts the YUK in UK? 
 

2016/12/02 11:19:54
outland144k
craigb
He puts the YUK in UK? 
 





Or the 
 
"Eeiuuuu."
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