Dear Abbey,
 
I've been using SONAR for around 20 years, and I have yet to have a song make it to #1.  Obviously, there is something wrong with the software.  What do you think?
 
Confused.

I feel your pain! I have several comments about my songs being #2 but that's not important right now. What is important is Becan! It will make you feel better.
 
Yours twoly, 
Abbynormal bayoubill

jude77
Dear Abbey,
 
I've been using SONAR for around 20 years, and I have yet to have a song make it to #1.  Obviously, there is something wrong with the software.  What do you think?
 
Confused.

Dear Confused,
 
#1 is an illusion created by the Illuminati.
 
HTH,
AhBee

All my songs go #1 and then I just flush

jude77
Dear Abbey,
 
I've been using SONAR for around 20 years, and I have yet to have a song make it to #1.  Obviously, there is something wrong with the software.  What do you think?
 
Confused.

What? Is Abbey bored with the sex, now?

I'm confused again. Isn't Abbey a road? Why are you writing to a road?

Due to recent social trends and cultural paradigm shifts, it has been determined that grouping songs into lists in an effort to rank them by popularity is taste-ism, and it's wrong. As a result, all songs will now be ranked in their own list so that they may all be #1. 
 
Your participation trophy (or virtual shiny record) is available for a small shipping and handling charge.  Congratulations. 

UbiquitousBubba
Due to recent social trends and cultural paradigm shifts, it has been determined that grouping songs into lists in an effort to rank them by popularity is taste-ism, and it's wrong. As a result, all songs will now be ranked in their own list so that they may all be #1. 
 
Your participation trophy (or virtual shiny record) is available for a small shipping and handling charge.  Congratulations. 

Kanye will be happy.

Kanye's in the looney bin today, we'll have to wait for his comments.

Just today?