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  • …On September 27, we’re proud to present EZkeys String Machine (p.2)
2016/09/20 22:35:05
Fleer
He mesh. He man. He gone.
2016/09/21 08:55:08
bitflipper
My last email from Toontrack was headed "Need a keyboard player?"
 
FU, I said, and deleted it. Along with the ones offering me Ukrainian brides and investment opportunities in Nairobi.
2016/09/21 09:41:29
BassDaddy
I hope you aren't putting Ukrainian brides in with Russian and Bulgarian brides cuz they aint the same. A Ukrainian  bride can change a tractor tire but a Bulgarian bride can lift up the tractor while you change it.
2016/09/21 09:44:11
BassDaddy
You're welcome.
2016/09/21 11:21:05
Fleer
A friend and former colleague of mine got himself a Ukrainian wife. For real. She didn't come with a tractor. She came with a cello. No, in fact had to buy her a cello. Next, the cards changed. She auditioned for our national orchestra and got appointed. Talk about trac(k)tion 
2016/09/21 11:31:46
BassDaddy
I think playing cello is harder to do than tractor lifting. Besides, there's always room for cello.
2016/09/21 11:32:07
BassDaddy
I didn't really say that did I?
2016/09/21 11:32:26
BassDaddy
The whore oar.
2016/09/21 11:50:57
Fleer
You can say that again 
2016/09/21 12:35:36
Mesh
Sorry for being late, got a bit held up at the Annual Bulgarian Cello Tractor Recital (ABCTR). BTW, the performance of Ududat Medjalus was just off the tractor.......she played the Bulgarian Goth Dance in F#maj.    
 

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