UbiquitousBubba
It's okay. Relax. It's all part of the plan. With every passing generation, vocabulary shrinks and common sense grows increasingly rare. As our language skills devolve into grunting and our club wielding prowess increases, a certain percentage of the population will descend into caves. Future historians will call these creatures, "survivors." Well, they will once they learn how to communicate again. We're not really sure what ends up happening to those who stubbornly clung to the exterior of the planet. The roaches aren't telling us.
A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird bird bird bird
B-bird's the word oh well-a bird bird bird
Bird is a word oh well-a bird bird bird
Well-a bird is the word oh well-a bird bird bird…