I think the real difference between the OP and people who actually, like, make music, is this: People doing real work just get on with it. Then, when they come across a situation where they could use a function that they can't find, they go and seek help on getting that. The OP, whose name is not Thomas, spends more time thinking up hypothetical gotcha use cases than he ever has on making music. This is one of the things that makes his "I'm a veteran of the old console days" shtick so hilarious. He's a veteran of nothing more than these forums. He might well have been in the same room as a console a few times, but he's clearly never done anything worth a damn with one.
THERE I SAID IT.