2016/10/26 19:46:25
Rain
Where else will you find a Elvis-themed garage sale a few blocks from home?
 
My wife insisted that we go to this garage sale. Of course, I moaned and groaned and protested that we didn't need more stuff. But what woman wants...
 
As it turns out, she was doing it for me. Man, did I feel silly when I stepped out of the car and saw that it was all Elvis stuff! So we did grab a few things.
 

 

2016/10/26 19:47:50
eph221
awesome possum!  I've never been to graceland but will some day I'm sure.
2016/10/26 19:55:12
Rain
eph221
awesome possum!  I've never been to graceland but will some day I'm sure.




Now that I'm back to work and have a regular income, it's one of the first thing I plan. Hopefully next year around Christmas time.
2016/10/26 21:07:31
KenB123
"Million Dollar Quartet" is a great live musical. I believe it is playing at Harrah's.
2016/10/27 03:29:50
craigb
I once went to Graceland to see Elvis, but they wouldn't let me in with my shovel...
2016/10/27 09:08:56
UbiquitousBubba
When you walk out of the house wearing the sunglasses, does your wife have to call out, "Elvis has left the building?" If so, does she include an eye-roll?
2016/10/27 10:30:31
57Gregy
craigb
I once went to Graceland to see Elvis, but they wouldn't let me in with my shovel...




Silly man. He's in Tahiti with JFK and Hoffa.
2016/10/27 14:25:08
eph221
UbiquitousBubba
When you walk out of the house wearing the sunglasses, does your wife have to call out, "Elvis has left the building?" If so, does she include an eye-roll?


She'll make him 5 peanutbutter and banana sandwiches as well.
2016/10/27 22:20:18
Rain
eph221
UbiquitousBubba
When you walk out of the house wearing the sunglasses, does your wife have to call out, "Elvis has left the building?" If so, does she include an eye-roll?


She'll make him 5 peanut and banana sandwiches as well.




There was a Graceland recipe book. I'll stick with Stallone for diet ideas...
2016/10/28 09:30:00
UbiquitousBubba
I imagine that the life of an Elvis impersonator has its downside. I suppose that being required to say, "Thank you very much," every single time someone ever did anything for you might get old. Flash mobs would be a constant nightmare. Your coworkers at Burger King all think they are so funny. The rash on your chest from the fake gold chains is somewhat embarrassing. If someone feeds you one more fried banana and peanut butter sandwich, you're going to lose it. Kids have no idea who you're supposed to be. Sometimes, late at night when the bright lights of the big city have faded into the distance and you are alone with your thoughts, you realize that you've already gone as far as you can in your career.
 
On the positive side, no one asks anymore why you still live in your mom's basement.
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