What amazed me about the South Carolina story, at least I think it was that one, if not it was some other state or locality is that apparently they already have a law banning anyone over 18 from dressing up as a clown.
I mean, why? Did someone say, years ago, "one day, maybe not for many years, but one day, ne'er-do-wells may dress up as clowns and go around frightening kids and being a bit of a nuisance! We must ban this weirdness forthwith before it is too late!" and the locals all nodded in agreement or what?