Hello, I'm Sonar. While I'm booting, reaching deep into your registry so I can communicate with all your busses, chips, proggies, drivers, and you too, thought I'd say hi and talk a bit. You don't mind if I multitask, do ya?
Whoa!
I guess you don't!
LOOK at that PILE of plugins! I bet you get ALL the chix!
 
Here...let me copy this long list, you know, at about six trillion instructions a second, and hmmm...hang on a sec...where am I gonna set that down, need my hands...ok, part here, part over there, and I'll just erase about 38 of the Intel instruction set, who needs those anyway, and shoehorn the last few VSTs....mmmmm...little more....got it, done!
 
So...this is a Ferrari motor and suspension you have here. Nice box! We can do this one of two ways. High speed, hi maneuverability, low drag, might spill your coffee on rough corners, or...
 
 We can gear down, turn RPM into torque, and haul all the leather seats, real time ridesmoothing, and champagne coolers you want.
 
What's it gonna be?

cparmerlee

Jay Tee 4303
IBM PC/XT
1 MB RAM
8087 Math Co-Processor
5 Megabyte Seagate Hard Drive
Twelvetone Cakewalk Version 2.0

That's a nice rig you've got, man.  I bet those VSTs really hum with that math co-processor.  :)
 
What size monochrome CRT do you use with that?

Oh, they hum all right! Crank out a good bit of O3 too! Sometimes I can get the power supply to wheeze, in tune with Rapture!
 
That there is 14 inch CGA monitor. Not really bragging though, no matter how I measure it, I get 13.5"
 
Those guy in marketing...always talking shoot. Gotta luv 'em!