Well, at least he asked! 

My dad's favorite joke, rest his soul ...

My dad's fav joke was.
 
Guy walks in a bar with a banana in his ear.
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Finally the bartender yells "WHY THE FREAKIN' BANANA IN YOUR EAR?"
Guys says, "I'm sorry I can't hear you, I've got a banana in my ear".
 
He used to tell that joke when he was flat out drunk.
 
To this day I still don't get it.
 
 

Sort of a metaphor that represents the relationship between corporate America and the average person.
 
Because of that, it's art and cannot be removed without council approval.

bapu
My dad's fav joke was.
 
Guy walks in a bar with a banana in his ear.
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Finally the bartender yells "WHY THE FREAKIN' BANANA IN YOUR EAR?"
Guys says, "I'm sorry I can't hear you, I've got a banana in my ear".
 
He used to tell that joke when he was flat out drunk.
 
To this day I still don't get it.
 
 

 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there??"
"Banana."
"Banana who??!"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there??!!"
"Banana."
"Arrrgh!!!  Banana who???!"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who the *BLEEP!* is there???!!!!!"
"Orange."
"Orange???  Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
 

fnar fnar
 
craigb(ITHRN) is funnier than Mooch.........
 
 
today.

craigb

bapu
My dad's fav joke was.
 
Guy walks in a bar with a banana in his ear.
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Finally the bartender yells "WHY THE FREAKIN' BANANA IN YOUR EAR?"
Guys says, "I'm sorry I can't hear you, I've got a banana in my ear".
 
He used to tell that joke when he was flat out drunk.
 
To this day I still don't get it.
 
 

 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there??"
"Banana."
"Banana who??!"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there??!!"
"Banana."
"Arrrgh!!!  Banana who???!"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who the *BLEEP!* is there???!!!!!"
"Orange."
"Orange???  Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
 

Saw that on The Jackie Gleason show circa 1964.

Can't tell any modern jokes, they all have words that would violate the TOS.

craigb
Can't tell any modern jokes, they all have words that would violate the TOS.

Like, as if, whatevaa......bye Felicia <<this is new, Google it>>