2016/08/27 12:27:11
Unknowen
Facts:
Dave is 100% Crazy but is smart enough to take his meds before reading Cakewalk Forum posts... well sometimes...
Dave has never been institutionalized because he has read all the books that the psychiatrist have read and knows all the loop holes...
 
From the time Dave was, well as far back as he can remember on a good day :p been Nutz.
 
it' is believed that Dave spent many days chewing on the lead pained window pain...

 
At 4 Dave was hooked up to a drain wave yes "drain wave" device with hundreds of needles hooked to wires in his head as he was strapped to a chair... Dave also was seeing snakes and alligators swimming around his water filled room...
 
Dave has an eidetic mind so he remembers everything "that he wants to remember anyway" ;)
Dave remembers 99% of his posts here.... and all replies that bugged him... lol 
Dave thinks it's funny when people try to use his posts against him...
 
Dave thinks he is cool and he is! Dave doesn't care what people think of him!  
BUT prefers that people like him... Dave is driven by truth! Truth is everything to him...
Dave has never found anyone like him to hang with.... well who want to hang with a NUT? ha!
Dave can take a punch in the head (and has) and then look you in the eye and ask "is that the best you got?"
Dave can be a Smarty Butt... but saves it for the right moment...
Dave Always thanks the cashers and service people that he encounters and means it!
Dave is %110% ARTIST
 
Dave and his family are sad a lot these days because His son it on the USS Wasp fighting ISIS... right NOW as we all sit here babbling about nothing real... well most of the time... :)
 
Dave respects everyone on 1st encounter until it's time not to respect them. But always forgives!
Dave always can laugh at him self AND admit when he is wrong...
 
Dave likes to be himself and can't believe that there is NO ONE that gets him!
 
Dave's sweet cousin, who was rapped by cops in the school parking lot across the street from her house when she ran away for the same reason by her step father at 12, died from a meth overdose last year at 54... :(
 
It's raining out and Dave can't work on landscaping his weed filled yard as all his neighbors have perfect lawns, but Dave thinks that killing bees for a green lawn is a sin! Dave just saw a humming bird looking in the window or at it self?
Dave just realized that he has to go out in the rain to collect ripe tomato's before they rot!
Dave is sad though as the moles or musk rats have eaten ALL his green bean plants to the roots...  :(
Dave tries to remain positive as much as possible :)
Dave is home alone today... it's a great day to write a song! :)
 
Tune in next time for FUN foster home stories! :/
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2016/08/27 12:38:31
eph221
God grant us the strength for the things we can't control....
2016/08/27 12:47:34
ampfixer
Dave should remember that referring to himself in the 3rd person is usually an indicator that it's time for a rest.
2016/08/27 12:47:55
craigb
Hehe...
2016/08/27 13:08:40
sharke
ampfixer
Dave should remember that referring to himself in the 3rd person is usually an indicator that it's time for a rest.





2016/08/27 13:48:51
craigb
 

2016/08/27 13:53:41
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Strummy thinks he likes Dave.
2016/08/27 13:56:10
craigb
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Strummy thinks he likes Dave.




Just as long as he doesn't think like him. 
2016/08/27 15:11:57
SteveStrummerUK
craigb
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Strummy thinks he likes Dave.




Just as long as he doesn't think like him. 




Strummy has changed his opinion a bit.
2016/08/27 18:27:11
robbyk
Dave000
Facts:
 
It's raining out and Dave can't work on landscaping his weed filled yard as all his neighbors have perfect lawns, but Dave thinks that killing bees for a green lawn is a sin! Dave just saw a humming bird looking in the window or at it self?
Dave just realized that he has to go out in the rain to collect ripe tomato's before they rot!
Dave is sad though as the moles or musk rats have eaten ALL his green bean plants to the roots...  :(
Dave tries to remain positive as much as possible :)
Dave is home alone today... it's a great day to write a song! :)
 



It doesn't seem to stop raining here this year, I have some fantastic poison ivy! Everytime I spray it, the rain washes it off. In the fall, I always get nailed by the ground bees, they swarm  like a tornado. They get me behind the knee but sometimes in the butt which is very unpleasant :)
 
So far, I haven't lost a tomato to rot, we have about a dozen plants, when there are too many to eat, I roast them for soup, sauce and salsa :)
 
I nearly broke my ankle stepping in a mole trail while mowin the knee high rain soaked grass the other day :(
 
I stay positive because my 3 1/2 inch long salivary gland cancer doesn't like it when I am :)
 
I love the days I get to write a song, I'm on cloud nine the rest of the day. Yesterday I was so happy I had to make a thread in the forum about it, nobody responded but no matter,  I still can't stop singing it :)
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