jamesg1213
There is some doubt that dear old Brian Johnston ever said that...
Johnners never actually said it in commentary.
He did say it on air though. He was reading out a listener's letter on
Test Match Special in which the author suggested he'd used that particular line. Subsequently, all the recordings of TMS in which both Peter Willey and Michael Holding played were duly scrutinised to no avail.
However, they could have probably saved themselves the bother. Some time later, it was reckoned Johnners had been the victim of a cruel hoax when someone noticed that the innocuous
looking signatory on the letter betrayed its mischievous intent when read out aloud.... Mrs Tess Tickle.