bayoubill
I went to buy a 9mm today. I need it cuz I have a concealed weapon permit and live in a dangerous neighborhood. At check out the cashier said "Strip down facing me". I said "this is going overboard down't you think?" I did as she said.  After the shrieking and laughing stopped she said" I was referring to your debit card!"
 
 
 
 

Maybe you need something larger than 9mm? 

Nice Kitty.

What if a gun was pointed at your head and you were told to make a phone call. If someone answers you're dead. If no one answers you live. Who do you call?
 

bayoubill
I considered being like the guy whom quit smoking, then drinking, partying, then eating his favorite foods all to be as healthy as the Doctors wanted. That is up until the day he killed himself

There is an old French film ... "La Grande Bouffe" ... that defies a lot of social conventions ... and leave it to the French to not give a darn, and just do it. It came out sometime in the 70's ... and it was ... way out there and ... very very ... yeah ... that, too!

I'd call my X wife! She has caller ID 

bayoubill

Didn't they forget the money signs on each side of the LSU letters?
 

Moshkito

bayoubill

Didn't they forget the money signs on each side of the LSU letters?
 

I don't know. I didn't pay for the tickets. They were a gift for current events here in Louisiana. I couldn't EVER come up with that kind of money. My son and I are going to the game  I have 2 tickets on the 50 yard line !!!
If I was any closer I would be ON THE TEAM! .....well water boy 
 
 

Bill,
 
Things appear pretty rough in LA these days and now I hear  that the gulf coast just south of you is getting a hurry caine.  What did you guys do to make the gods so angry at you?  Here's a song I wrote for people in dire straits:
 
https://soundcloud.com/da...etterday-draft-w-vocal

Wow! Thanks David! Beautiful