We interrupt this program with a special bulletin
America is now under marshal law
All constitutional rights have been suspended, stay in your homes
Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agent or attorney, shut up
Do not attempt to think or depression may occur, stay in your homes
Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work
Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sectors after curfew
Will be shot, remain calm, do not panic
Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples
In the morning
Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples
Will be shot, stay in your homes, remain calm
The number one enemy of progress is questioned
National security is more important than individual will
All port broadcasts will proceed as normal
No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission
Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor
Shut up, be happy, obey all orders without question
The comfort used to mandor it, is now mandatory
Be happy, at last everything is done for you