Dave000
cant remember the real name of the post...
 
 

Oy vay!!!
 
Sez it all, methhinks.

Bag of cats.

 
 
Davey baby, first off - DON'T PANIC!!
 
You're not paranoid, hyper or crazeeeeee.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
They really are out to steel your identity.
 
 

Lol.......the coffee just about speeled out of my noze.

 
 
They stole my identity back in 2009.
 
Up until then, I was a successful musician, songwriter, producer, publisher, mogul and musician.
 
I had a string of top 10 chart hits to my name, countless Grammys, a Blue Peter badge and an Oscar for Best Musical Posing Pouch in a Disney Cartoon.
 
And now look at me...
 
A worthless shell, a dessikated desicated dessiccatted dried-up remnant of my former glory.
 
And all because I took my eye off the ball (Plummy fell out of my leopard-skin-print musical posing pouch). Now I struggle to afford a pair of undershreddies to call my own. THEY EVEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO STEEL MY MARKS & SPENCER Y-FRONTS WITH BUILT-IN SKID MARK REPELLANT. The smell I can live with, but the lack of comfort I cannot.
 
So be warned Davey-boy. Keep your cards close to your chest and your underwarez closer, lest you end up like me.
 
You have been warned.
 
 

 
 
It all started going rapidly downhill when I tried to post a cover song...
 
 
 
First there were the silent phone calls.
 
Then it was the threatening text messages.
 
Then the menacing knock on the door at three o'clock every morning.
 
Then it was the solicitor's letters and the impending threat of legal action.
 
Finally, it was the hired heavies and warnings of violence ....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
But even after I'd tried all that, they still wouldn't give me permission to cover their song.
 
 
Devastating.

SteveStrummerUK
 Devastating.

You mispeeled Davestating.

Wait......am I allowed to mark a post "Helpful" in here?