You know, if anyone wants to develop that, surely Cakewalk can add it in as an Easter Egg. It can be set up much like the Waves Signature or One-Knob plug-ins, where they do certain things that "typically" make the track better.
I would totally get it!
btw, it needs a simple "More" knob, and a button/switch called, "Less is More", which reverses the effect of the More knob.