Me? no NEVAH.
 
I have NEVAH lied, not EVAH. 
Because I'm CLEVAH
My name is TREVAH
Oh WHATEVAH
See my ENDEAVAH
So ForEVAH
I will NEVAH
SEVEAH
my HEAVER
WHENEVAH 
WHEREEVAH
WHOMEVAH
WHATSOEVAH
 
So eat some CHEDDAH
At your LEISAH
See the WEATHAH
Wear a SWEATAH
Find your PLEASHAH
That's Your TREASHAH
 
I'm the PROFESSAH
 
Jesse Q. Screed
 
shifadoo
 
 
 
 
 
 
          

Yes, I have lied and that is the honest truth

Every thing I say or write is a lie.

Jesse Screed

Have you EVAH Lied?

 

 
Anyone who says no is a liar. 
 

craigb
Every thing I say or write is a lie.

right down to his name, ITINHRN.

 

Well, I'm not Carissa Swenson...

craigb
 

Well, I'm not Carissa Swenson...

But guys suck up to you like you are.

My best lies got me in the worst trouble
(once I was caught)
 

Jesse Screed
Me? no NEVAH.
 
I have NEVAH lied, not EVAH. 
Because I'm CLEVAH
My name is TREVAH
Oh WHATEVAH
See my ENDEAVAH
So ForEVAH
I will NEVAH
SEVEAH
my HEAVER
WHENEVAH 
WHEREEVAH
WHOMEVAH
WHATSOEVAH
 
So eat some CHEDDAH
At your LEISAH
See the WEATHAH
Wear a SWEATAH
Find your PLEASHAH
That's Your TREASHAH
 
I'm the PROFESSAH
 
Jesse Q. Screed
 
shifadoo
 
 
 
 
 
           

Happy birthday.

What are you now, four or five?

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