When I was in High School, I went over to a friends house to partake in the human herbal equivalent of Kat Nip .
This friend had a short haired cat that weighed in at around 25 pounds ...
The cat itself was huge and it wasn't all hair giving him a larger profile and look .
This cat looked just like what a cat would look like if there was a cat version of Brock Lesnar
To the cats credit , his temperament was pretty friendly and social .
Once he had decided I was OK he jumped on my lap ....
I have to admit , the weight didn't bother me as much as the fact that he had all his nails ...
Oh man , when he was done being all friendly . He jumped off my lap using full on Cat thrust ...

Back then I was young and I didn't cry like a little baby ..I took it like a man ...I had to ...
Now that I'm getting old , if that same type of thing ever happens again with a cat that size with nails .
I just might forget that I'm a man and just sob away ..
Kenny