How Do You Know When You're Middle-Aged?
Those ten tell-tale signs...
1) You don't understand what young peasants are talking about.
2) You struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight.
3) You hate rowdy taverns.
4) You constantly worry that you might have the Black Death.
5) You don't know or care who Blondel is sleeping with.
6) You tell your wife that Crusaders seem to look younger every year.
7) You struggle with new technology such as the heavy plough and the longbow.
8) You find Gothic architecture too modern.
9) You keep forgetting who the king is.
10) You dream of buying a second hovel in France.
(That's enough Middle Ages, Ed)

I like it! 
 
(For me, middle-age is ten years older than whatever I am at any time.)

craigb
I like it! 
 
(For me, middle-age is ten years older than whatever I am at any time.)

i know. me too

My definition is that you're middle aged if:
 
1. Lots of old people think you're still young.
2. Lots of young people think you're old.

drewfx1
My definition is that you're middle aged if:
 
1. Lots of old people think you're still young.
2. Lots of young people think you're old.

So people older than you still have to be alive huh? 
 
Hmm...

If I'm standing in between a 31.5 year old and a 126 year old I'm exactly middle-aged.

Is dirt middle-aged?

I have a big middle now so I'm there

Mosvalve
I have a big middle now so I'm there

We call that being in shape!
(Round IS a shape.)

For me, there were three stages:
 
1. You pull your trouser legs up before sitting down
2. You need to raise one cheek off the seat in order to fart when sitting down
3. You start to enjoy watching golf on TV