ston
For me, there were three stages:
 
1. You pull your trouser legs up before sitting down
2. You need to raise one cheek off the seat in order to fart when sitting down
3. You start to enjoy watching golf on TV
 
 

Damn... 

lol

Jarsve
How Do You Know When You're Middle-Aged?
Those ten tell-tale signs...
...

 
1) You don't understand what young peasants are talking about.
Do THEY understand us? And the pills and pains?
 
2) You struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight.
WRONG. The youngsters struggle to read Chaucer because they do not know the difference between silly/stupid lyrics and anything else.
 
3) You hate rowdy taverns.
Only when drunk!
 
 
5) You don't know or care who Blondel is sleeping with.
AMAZING!
 
7) You struggle with new technology such as the heavy plough and the longbow.
More like a smartphone!
 
8) You find Gothic architecture too modern.
Ohhh, right ... like there is "architecture" in 99% of all the houses in America. I'm sending you to Daly City for a holiday!
 
9) You keep forgetting who the king is.
TRUMP'd

How Do You Know When You're Middle-Aged?

 
When you cut a fart and The History Chanel does an episode on it .
 
 
Kenny

Moshkito

Jarsve
How Do You Know When You're Middle-Aged?
Those ten tell-tale signs...
...

 
1) You don't understand what young peasants are talking about.
Do THEY understand us? And the pills and pains?
 
2) You struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight.
WRONG. The youngsters struggle to read Chaucer because they do not know the difference between silly/stupid lyrics and anything else.
 
3) You hate rowdy taverns.
Only when drunk!
 
 
5) You don't know or care who Blondel is sleeping with.
AMAZING!
 
7) You struggle with new technology such as the heavy plough and the longbow.
More like a smartphone!
 
8) You find Gothic architecture too modern.
Ohhh, right ... like there is "architecture" in 99% of all the houses in America. I'm sending you to Daly City for a holiday!
 
9) You keep forgetting who the king is.
TRUMP'd

 

With all this cheerfulness and happiness going on here, I just can't help but listen to this:
 

 
 

Where's the "Unhelpful" button when you need it? 
 
(Not you Mesh!)

How Do You Know When You're Middle-Aged?

 
When you see Mary with her little lamb and the sight of Marys little lamb brings you back to the happier times of your youth when you had Great Romance in your Life .
 
Kenny

kennywtelejazz

How Do You Know When You're Middle-Aged?

 
When you see Mary with her little lamb and the sight of Marys little lamb brings you back to the happier times of your youth when you had Great Romance in your Life .
 

Not had that happen to me.  I just think "mint sauce".  I'm looking forward to my inevitable collapse into a curmudgeonly singularity, when I shall scoot about in my motorised bath chair / commode combo with a silver tipped cane which I'll use to poke "youth".

ston

kennywtelejazz

How Do You Know When You're Middle-Aged?

 
When you see Mary with her little lamb and the sight of Marys little lamb brings you back to the happier times of your youth when you had Great Romance in your Life .
 

Not had that happen to me.  I just think "mint sauce".  I'm looking forward to my inevitable collapse into a curmudgeonly singularity, when I shall scoot about in my motorised bath chair / commode combo with a silver tipped cane which I'll use to poke "youth".

 
OK mob gather around , it's that time of night when we draw straws to find out who's turn it is not to make it over the wall ..
 
                                      
 
                   When is it gonna ever end ? This roll call happens every night

                              
 
                     Oh man , You know I'm ready for this just in case .
                I sure hope it's not me again because this $tuff is sure getting ridiculous..
 
                           
 
Kenny